Doesn't have a point of view...

What she meant to say, what she actually said

A gal - mid 40s, very attractive - came to my cubicle to inquire about a Help Desk ticket from an end user named Eddie, that was supposed to be assigned to her.

  • WHAT SHE MEANT TO SAY:
    Have you seen my ticket from Eddie yet?
  • WHAT SHE ACTUALLY DID SAY:
    Have you seen my tittie yet?
  • WHAT I SAID WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT:
    No, but if you step closer I’ll be happy to take a closer look!

Seeing her flustered and blushing has been the high-point of the week, possibly the year.

  1. charliepatpk posted this