September 2011
3 posts
The Morning Trifecta
FailBlog
I'm not dead yet →
People have asked why I am absent. I have no real reason why I haven’t written much this year (these last years); I don’t think I have the blog bug any longer. Lots of changes in my life, too many…
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August 2011
26 posts
Choose your own ending: Was that an earthquake...
did Sarah Palin declare she’s running?
did Sarah Palin declare she’s NOT running?
did President Obama admit he has to work with Congress?
did Speaker Boehner admit he has to work with the President?
did the government actually help create new private sector jobs?
… tell me your ideas.
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Reblog this so people know who you are:
Follow the lead of aigue-marine:
Name: Charlie
Tumblr Name: CharliePATpk — Charlie on the PA Turnpike
Birthday: ==I don’t tell ==
Current school/job: Systems Engineer
Status: Married
Random fact about you: I blog anonymously, and have done so since 2002 here; however these days I don’t have too much say, it seems.
Hobbies/Interests: Data Security, Taekwondo,...
Be afraid... be very afraid →
Wait until your catalytic converter fails, and you’ll know why!
“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very...”
– Douglas Adams (via dunbarisbored)
This is THE ONION so it’s a joke, but I...
Reblog if you were born before 1975 - so all of us...
altleftarrow:
thatchris:
alwaysphunny:
newrider:
Looks like there’s three of us.
I just make the cut!
Summer of Love baby …1969
January 1974.
All I’m saying is 1964
What President Obama inherited
President Obama and his advisers (and many pundits) are quick to remind the voters what the Obama Administration inherited from the Bush Administration.
But I wonder if POTUS will remind us all that he inherited a AAA rating from S&P.
Just saying…
Congratulations to Amy Winehouse for being sober...
What's next for Rep Giffords? →
This is the sort of post that will anger a few, perhaps.
What’s next for Gabrielle Giffords, the US House of Representative from Arizona who was tragically attacked early this year by a…
July 2011
66 posts
What she meant to say, what she actually said
A gal - mid 40s, very attractive - came to my cubicle to inquire about a Help Desk ticket from an end user named Eddie, that was supposed to be assigned to her.
WHAT SHE MEANT TO SAY: Have you seen my ticket from Eddie yet?
WHAT SHE ACTUALLY DID SAY: Have you seen my tittie yet?
WHAT I SAID WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT: No, but if you step closer I’ll be happy to take a closer look!
Seeing her...
Lehigh Valley with Love: Eagles Ready to Hit... →
lehighvalley:
The Philadelphia Eagles are going to come to Lehigh again and while it’s fun to get a glimpse of your favorite superstar just a few feet away on the practice field, it’s more fun to see them out at the bar.
Why? Because, you can try and get some videos of them to put up on youtube or you…
Gee, I wonder why so many people think pro players are abusive to women.
Abusive of power: Canton PD →
I have friends and family who are in law enforcement, and they never act in such an unprofessional and dangerous manner. These cops should be drummed out of the police force.
Need help with a practical joke
ex-genius:
yeahiwasintheshit:
gravyholocaust:
When the space shuttle arrives back on Earth, we all need to be dressed up in ape costumes. We need everyone in America to do it or it won’t work. Pass it on.
Dear Everyone. See above. Do not mess this up. Failure is not an option.
